Thursday, October 2, 2008

Gamer Gross


Gamer Grub may not really be food, but when you're 31 hours into a WoW campaign, I don't know if that'll even matter.

The, uh, substance promises to be the first "performance snack formulated especially for gamers." I thought that was Mountain Dew and Doritos. According the their marking spinmeisters:
Flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet.
I'm not sure precisely which brick of the USDA food pyramid that videogame genre-flavored morsels fall into, and I'm guessing the only reason it wasn't tested on animals is because they can't play video games. I hear you can reach immortality in real life if you can stomach this and wash it down with Lightning Bolt.

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