Thighs Wide Shut's List: 2010

OUT	IN
Amazon's Kindle	Det John Kimble
Reducing One's Carbon Footprint	Encasing Loved Ones in Carbonite
Coke Zero	Diet LSD
Jim Zorn	Roger Dorn
Death Panels	Death By Stereo
Jersey Shore	Pauly Shore
Five Guys	Fievel's Girls
Twitter	Conway Twitty
Max Yasgur's Farm	Pepperidge Farm
David Keith	Keith David
Abstinence	'The Safety Dance'
Justin Case	Justin.tv
The Black Eyed Peas	any other kind of pea you could possibly think of
The UPS Guy	Ray Guy
Michael Jackson	Jack Michaelson
Pick Six	Sick Pix
Dan Brown	Lane Brown
Clooney Fatigue	Army Fatigues
Twilight	TwigLight
Lady Gaga	Kajagoogoo
Jícama	Vai Sikahema
The Big Three	The Big Mick
Tiger's Transgressions	Neil Young's Trans
Tramp Stamps	Terence Stamp Tramps
H1N1	IG-88
'That's What She Said'	'What Would Right Said Fred Do?''
Eco-Terrorism	Iko Iko Terrorism

And here's what was in the '006, '007, '008 and '009.