Monday, September 29, 2008

While We Were Out

Just because we took a few days off doesn't mean there wasn't news...

Mets flop on final day again to miss playoffs / Mets help Brewers earn 1st playoff spot since 1982 - Scarlett cheers while New York weeps...again. And you know it's sad when of the two NY squads, the Mets are the ball team that has a shot at the preseason.

Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds marry in Canada - Another beautiful couple makes it legal. The third messaiah now pending birth.

UCLA group discovers humongous prime number - Allegedly, it had something to do with all the school's football team losses

Heather Locklear arrested in Calif. on DUI count - And they said her career was so far gone she couldn't get arrested in this town.

Wachovia bank in talks to be bought: sources - House of cards or dominos? I smell the next failure...

Mexico pushes national campaign to lose weight - No plans to push national Stop Illegal Immigration campaign.

Hollywood legend Paul Newman dies, aged 83 - Maybe he shouldn't have eaten those 50 eggs.

Pope says tourists must not harm the planet - When all is said and done, I think the souvenir and photograph types are less a threat than the former Nazi pope.

AP Investigation: Palin got zoning aid, gifts - Add typical, self-helping politician to her resume...and for all that routine politicking, she's still incompetent and unqualified.

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