Dickish Behavior

Three men were shot dead and two left injured after an argument occured between a group of Indians and whites in a bar...over the size of their genitals.

The police superintendent confirmed that five people were arrested in connection with the shootings, which erupted after a confrontation between the patrons. Two of them were in possession of firearms believed to have been used in the killings. A worker at the bar said a customer of Indian origin had remarked to a white customer while they were both at the urinal in the bar that his penis was bigger than that of the white customer. Other than "who gives as shit" or "why are you talking to me in the men's room", apparently, it was too much of an offence.

"After both men returned to their friends, the two groups began swearing at each other before the group of five Indian men left the scene and all returned with firearms. They opened fire and three guys died on the spot. The other two were rushed to the hospital in critical condition."

The argument is believed to have been racially motivated, although he could not confirm the incident at the urinal. The town of Durban is home to two-thirds of South Africa's 1.2 million Indians, with the unique Indian accent there often being the butt of jokes by comedians and arguments, sometimes erupting over it in social environments if it is maligned by other groups. Other incidents happening at the urinal - peeing. Motivations - enlarged bladder and liquid consumption.