Thursday, September 18, 2008

Trimming The Excess

Hilary Swank is recovering after a hospital procedure to remove a small, benign growth, said her representative. That growth? Her penis.

"She was experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization" to eliminate the growth, Swank's manager said in a statement. "Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation." He would not provide further details.

Yeah, at first I though it was a tail or mane, because she trots at the same stable as SJ Goblin Beast, but I'm pretty certain she was a hermaphrodite until this little snip-snip. With a name like Hilary Swank she should be a pron star or slammin' hot chick. Like Megan Fox. Totally appropriate. I don't see why she doesn't change her name to Daddy Gets Lucky or Phar Lap.

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