Over At BWE, this spot-on recipe, and from their intern, no less: Michael Cera’s Infinite Arrested Development
Ingredients
1 faux-vintage striped shirt
1 cup smugness
1 tablespoon indie cred
Assorted cute white girl counterparts
You Will Also Need:
1 sobering realization you’ve played the same part since puberty
1 NRB (no-reason boner)
Ingredients
1 faux-vintage striped shirt
1 cup smugness
1 tablespoon indie cred
Assorted cute white girl counterparts
You Will Also Need:
1 sobering realization you’ve played the same part since puberty
1 NRB (no-reason boner)
Cooking Directions
1. Stockpile indie teen movie roles.
2. Place cute girl uncomfortably close until awkwardorphins have been released.
3. Mumble some flirty one-liner (”I have this extra ticket to, uh, Death Cab for Cutie” or similar) with a complete lack of confidence.
4. Repeat forever.
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