Friday, September 12, 2008

Chocolate Haze

Police closed down a Berlin sweet shop after discovering the owner was selling chocolates and lollipops laced with hallucinogenic mushrooms and marijuana. Considering how much Godiva goes for, what's wrong with getting a little extra oomph for your money?

The owner of the shop in the trendy east Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg, an area known for its vibrant night life, was taken into custody on suspicion of drug-dealing, and minor count of catering to Euro-trash.

"In the shop we found 120 pieces of magic mushroom chocolate and countless cannabis lollipops," said police, who confiscated around 70 sachets containing various drugs, about 20 marijuana joints, a range of pills and some jars of drug-laced honey. To me, that's killing two bird with one getting stoned - sweets and drug go pretty well together.

Police said one customer, who appeared intoxicated, was arrested after trying to buy a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms from an officer in the shop. And where's the problem with that? Those things taste nasty as shit - anything to make them more pleasant is a blessing. Psychoactive candy products should be legal in Germany - there are prominent American businessmen pictured here who have made a good fortune tripping kids out and giving them a sugar rush

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