Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Palin-O-Matic

Sarah Palin isn't granting interviews to just anyone, and certainly not you. But with the miracle of technology, you too can ask her questions and get wildly incoherrent and stupid answers.

Q: How will you fix the economy?
The economy and putting it back on the side of the United States, in my world, those are the ones who say Israel is a stinking corpse and should be wiped off the face of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very important to us and they don't flag, you know, that has to be a comprehensive, long-term solution found for this problem that America has to be provided the hope that all Americans have, instilled in us, because we're a democratic, we are at a crisis time like this. I'm not looking at poll numbers. What I know is that profound and that important an issue like this also.


Q: What is the role of the US in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Iraq that John McCain has a great plan to get people to understand what he's been talking about the need to have all options in order to stop the terrorists and stopping them over there. do not like the community of New York. Never again. So yes, I do bring to this table, and that's the beauty of American elections, of course, that is what America needs today. I'll try to kind of that closed door, good old boy network that has been allowed to be a comprehensive, long-term solution found for this problem that we have to second-guess what their efforts would be if they believe that it is to take the fight over there.


Q: What is your foreign policy experience?
Alaska Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they are right there, they are violent, and they do not believe in American ideals. And they attacked us. And now we are able to use them. So we have opportunities for good change. We have opportunity for a healthier, safer, more prosperous and energy-independent nation at this time. People are getting into crisis mode here. I think our presence in Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to war and it doesn't have to lead, as I said, to a Cold War, but economic sanctions, diplomatic pressure, again, counting on our allies to keep our eyes on Russia, under the leadership qualities and the 49th state, Alaska, and Russia.

Try for yourself!

1 comment:

Jim Beam said...

That woman needs to be spanked at least once a day and twice on Sundays. And when I say spanked I mean that quite literally.

Damn is she annoying!