Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Messiah Goes Manga

Japan loves it some manga comics, so why not throw a little God in there too?

Manga Messiah is an a Japanimated version of the Gospels for those folks who love the manga but haven't quite understood they're going to hell for
jerking off to disproportionately drawn women or girls enduring tenticle rape.

Publisher Tyndale House plans on releasing this atrocity even though there's already a manga Jesus in Japan and other
attempts at theological study. Part of their big selling point is they have the "hottest Christian manga artists" working on the project. What the hell does that even mean? One thing is for sure - they must not believe in proper beards. And which book of the Old Testament does the main man get into a battle mecha to spread the good word? Oh Jesus won't you guide my pencil!

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