Monday, July 20, 2009

Recess, Then Abduction

The 370 children at Southway Junior School, in West Sussex (UK), saw a ’spaceship’ crash near their school, and then aliens grabbed a member of staff "as part of the performance". I wish my school assemblies were like that!

The ‘alien invasion’ show, which was supported by Sussex Police (?), took place without parents being informed, leaving some furious that they had to comfort their terrified children. The event was designed to “develop youngsters writing skills” and fire their imagination – but some children were left traumatised by the show, forging the seeds of hatred against the police.

The school admitted that a number of parents complained after their children returned home in a “state of shock”. Sorry, it was either going to be aliens or manditory showers in gym class. Youngsters had to be reassured that the abducted member of staff was safe and well after he was carted off by the aliens, and that the probe were both safe and fun. Police contributed to the invasion by providing sirens and flashing blue lights to signify the landing of the craft just before morning classes two weeks ago.

Diana Goss, the headteacher, informed pupils that an alien craft had crashed near the school and pupils were encouraged to “follow a trail of debris” before stumbling across the UFO. A member of staff was then abducted by aliens before the children were sent back to class. One parent said his daughter had come home in tears. “God only knows what the school was playing at. I mean to shock children into thinking that the aliens have landed and have abducted a teacher is just a little too much for seven-year-olds. My daughter was deeply upset by it all and came home looking shell shocked. She wasn’t sure what had happened and really wanted to know that everything was going to be alright.”

What, you want to wait until high school to teach children about UFOs? Fine then...

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