Was He Going For Sympathy Sex?

Authorities say a Fort Myers (Florida) man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. Brilliant.

The 29-year-old and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early yesterday morning, and the girl told deputies her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate. And why not? He bought her those drinks to take advantage of her - not other skanks, her!

The girlfriend went to a spare bedroom and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. Her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her, then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious. Wow, what a tool. He was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. Bail is set at $100,000, which I doubt that genius has.

Florida, you are America's penis.