Jettisoned Pig

I guess a pork tank can't do the cha-cha.

Both the judges and America want as little as possible to do with Assy, and she's the third casualty of the season. It is worth noting that one of the contestants she got beat out by is Cloris Leachman, who at a spry 82 years of age is apparently a better dancer than the Armored Swine. How much of a complete and utter failure at life do you have to be to be declared a worse dancer than a senior citizen?

At this point, the only thing Kim Kardashian has proven herself to excel at is getting humped by black entertainers and athletes. Given the chance, Cloris Leachman could probably do better than her there too.

Then again, maybe the problem was that her partner's outfit just wasn't gay enough.