A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage. Loser.He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.
Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." The local police said there is no such unit. The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man.
Dude, if you haven't figured out the interweb and all the free pron, you deserve to get turned down. And caught.
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