With Leather, the sportier counterpart of WWTDD and Film Drunk has scholastic sports news!Everyone knows that rape and Duke University are two great tastes that go great together. So it should be no surprise that top soccer recruit Ashley Rape will be joining the Blue Devils this fall. On the field, Rape has been a member of the Under-15, Under-16, Under-17 and Under-18 National Teams and was a selection for Sports Illustrated’s “Faces in the Crowd” this past February.
Yes, but I think the question everyone wants to know is, who's going to date Rape? Or send her a 40-pound box of rape? Or take her to the rape fields?
On a serious note, that really is an unfortunate name. Blame immigration officials at Ellis Island, who couldn't pronounce her ancestors' traditional surname, Sexualassault.
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