Do. Not. Want.

Blonde herpes Paris Hilton and poseur supreme Benji Madden’s want to give you ear cancer.

The musically challenged couple are promising the world pain and suffering an upcoming duet! Not satisfied with her shitty first album, Paris Hilton plans to enter the studio with boyfriend Benji Madden, who has ruined many folk's enjoyment of music with the awful Good Charlotte. The heiress has been writing about the upcoming album on her blog, but now she’s confirmed that her other equally lame half is to make a cameo on it.

"Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show (her new UK reality show for MTV). He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.” On asked whether they would duet, Ms Hilton said: “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

There you have it...you've been warned.