Friday, March 13, 2009

Newsday...Now!

What's happening? Here you go...

NAACP Says Bank Giants Steered Blacks To Bad Loans - N-Double-A-C-Please! Was that before or after the CIA introduced crack into the ghetto?

Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy? - I don't know, but it's sure helping those effected by it.

The GOP's Little Superstar - If a 14-year old is the counterbalance to Rush Limbaugh, then the Republicans are officially pathetic and fucked. I have clothing older and wiser than you, and if you're not old enough to shave, your opinion is irrelevant.

Musicians' Brains Tuned to Emotions in Sound - Which explains why hearing Good Charlotte instantly makes me what to kill myself.

Bebe Winans arrested for domestic assault - Somebody you never heard of beat some dude up.

10 Drink Windshield Wiper Fluid At Ark. Day Care - Gosh, they grow up so fast! They'll be regular members of their community in no time!

Man Builds 747 Flight Simulator in His Warehouse, Earns Guinness Record - When a sex dungeon isn't enough, and World of Warcraft seams too boring...

Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend, doctors charged - You mean to say you can't keep D-listers constantly doped up while you use them as your own personal money printing machine?

Twitter Paid $6 Or Less For Crowdsourced 'Birdie' Graphic - Proving you can still get ripped off even in this economy.

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