Wearable D.A.R.E.

Designed as a jumping-off point for parents to discuss drug use with their children, the "Sound Advice Project" converts voice recordings into bracelets with rings representing the waveform of a parent's recorded admonishment. But you can come up with other cool things if you're willing to pony up the $18. I don't know if there is any sort of vetting process for each recording, but "Drugs can be fun and informative. And used responsibly can be part of any healthy person's cognitive life" will just fit into the six-second recording space.