A Book You Hold Wearing A Haz-Mat Suit

Websters (as usual) FTW:

The world just got a little bit dumber, as Underage Vietnamese Boy/Extraterrestrial Hooker Hybrid Tila Tequila has released her literary debut, Hooking Up With Tila Tequila. From what I can gather, hooking up with Tila Tequila requires two steps: #1. Having a set of working genitalia and two legs (or not) and #2. Coming within 500 feet of Tila Tequila. So I don't really know what they filled the rest of that whole book up with. But anyway, on behalf of Google For Dummies, I would just like to say congratulations! You are now no longer the most redundant book ever!