Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Classing Up The Joint

The corpse of Hugh Hefner was dragged out of the aging Playboy Mansion crypt to celebrate their 55th Anniversary Playmate, Dasha Astafieva.

The see-thru dress was her plan all along, but halfway through her walk down the red carpet she realized her thong was blocking our view of her vagina, so she hiked up her dress and took it off. Yes, right there on the red carpet. That'll get the party started.


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