Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Eliminated From The Program

Twenty two is too young for a lipstick lesbian rock slut to die, but then again, if they're a contestant on reality television, does it really matter?

Kandice Hutchinson died in a car accident that occurred in late October, shortly after taping her final appearance on “
A Double Shot at Love”, which is far earlier than from the usual embarrassment that comes after the show airs. Apparently, Hutchinson’s vehicle was rear-ended in Texas, and Hutchinson was ejected from the car. I'm sensing a lack of seat belt here... Police revealed that Hutchison was thrown over the center wall into the eastbound lanes of traffic, and her car to burst into flames. She died at the scene. The pictures from the accident are pretty bad, but you can see them here, you sick fucks. Or if you want to fap.

Producers from the reality show have been in close contact with her family, and they remain supportive of keeping her in the show, but MTV has edited some of the scenes of her outrageous behavior, out of respect for her family Yes, we will tone down her wild whoredom because she's no longer a usable commodity passed on - let her own foolish, embarrassing actions not tarnish the memories we have.

The first episode of “A Double Shot at Love” will be dedicated to Kandice Hutchinson, which is truly, the most fitting tribute.

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