The Buzz

Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you've just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, like in the case of caffeinated soap...if you have to shower in your buzz). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. According to their pitch, "Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you'll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing. Buzzaire can beat up your air!" I don't know about that, but I think that' there's going to be a lot of zipped folks with nice breath.