Insanity. Horror. Aftershave?Yes, Cthulhu has a perfume. It it real and can be purchased here. This is the description of the scent -- caution it may cause utter madness:
"A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters."
Not impressed (or scared shitless)? How about if I told you they also offer scents for The Deep Ones, Miskatonic University, Nyarlathotep, R'lyeh, Shoggoth, Azathoth, The High Priest Not to Be Described? Still can't get on board with the olfactory lunacy?
What if I said they had a perfume for Herbert West, the goddamn Re-Animator ("embalming fluid and splatterings from a panoply of reanimation reagents")? There are 16 (!) mad scents in all
The 5 milliliter samples are $15, and the 10 ml ones are $25. You can blame Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs for unleashing these odors onto the world. Just think of all the terror you'll cause during the holidays with this as a gift.
The 5 milliliter samples are $15, and the 10 ml ones are $25. You can blame Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs for unleashing these odors onto the world. Just think of all the terror you'll cause during the holidays with this as a gift.
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