The Waffle Brawler Speaketh

Kid Rock is pissed. No, not the kind of pissed that causes him to, say, break out into fisticuffs at a Waffle House; but the kind of pissed that makes him take up the pen so to speak. On his website, Mr. Rock expresses his outrage at not being allowed to serve his 80 hours of community service performing for the troops.

"I really take it as a slap in the face, and really have trouble thinking of a better way to 'serve the community,'" says Rock (aka Robert J. Ritchie).

"Apparently he thinks it's more important that I do something else rather than sing, shake hands, take pictures and spend time with the men and women who put themselves in harm's way to protect the very freedom he and all of us live by," he adds.

I'll tell ya... These judges and their crazy ideas about it being "more important" that you fill your community service doing something that you wouldn't already be doing if you weren't being punished. But if community service was supposed to be fun, they wouldn't call it "community service." They'd probably call it something like "Community Fun Time" or "Community Waffle House." At any rate Kid Rock, shut your fucking face, put on an orange jumpsuit and clean up my highway, bitch.