Really?

The folks at the in-flight magazine Skymall know they have readers with a few extra pounds, especially those needing two seats and a seat belt extender to buckle up for take-off. But they don't judge.

Instead, they've found a way to give the old pants some new life. The Waistband Stretcher is the perfect post-Thanksgiving gift for horrible people. Its hard plastic construction will let you add one to five inches to the waistband of any garment that's made of cotton. You just wet the pants' waist, crank the Stretcher to the desired size and let it dry. At only $30, the gadget is much cheaper than a new wardrobe or that gym membership you'll never use anyway. Of course, it's also a sign you've pretty much given up. And you're pathetic.