Earlier this week, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button premiered last night, so Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the red carpet. Even though he is shooting a Quentin Tarrantino flick, going method with the 'stache is tough to handle.TOP TEN SITUATIONS IN WHICH MOUSTACHES ARE ACCEPTABLE:
10. You’re a pizzeria owner with pit stains and domestic abuse record
9. You’re a porn star and it’s 1974.
8. You moonlight as a Yosemite Sam impersonator.
7. You’re a wayfaring stranger who narrates the greatest comedy ever written.
6. You’re a state trooper with erectile dysfunction
5. You’re a Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” video extra
4. You’re the Baron Administrator of Cloud City
3. You’re the Führer und Reichskanzler
2. You’re a private investigator living in Hawaii
1. You’re the next door neighbor of Homer Simpson. Okely-dokely-doo!
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