Copyranter (who has been linked here before) finds all the horrible ads, and there's no shortage of unappetizing food pitches from here and around the world. Take the new Blood & Sand Slurpee. It explodes with flavor like a IED in your mouth! Warning may not contain equal portions of blood and sand!
McDonalds's caters to the cannibal in you (sorry, only fries, no finger sandwiches).
It's unclear if this comes from drinking Fanta or getting cozy with the Fanta Girls, but either way that's a nasty inflammation. See a doctor and get that thing lanced.
This is your rugged six pack from eating Subway's sandwiches, as rendered in bread...perhaps. It could also be Jared's colon from the sandwich point of view.
Thailand may be the secret pleasures capital of the world, but I think what they're promoting with their livestock crosses a line. A line drawn with underage boys. From now on, I only want Thai food that's not from Thailand.
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