Friday, February 6, 2009

Telegraphed Punch

Not that there was really any doubt after the first one made $400 million dollars, but the Sex And The City sequel is now set to go forward, with all four actresses and the director signing deals with the studio. We all saw it coming and now the best we can do is brace for impact.

There’s no green light and no start date yet for the sequel, but expect things to move quickly, and don’t be surprised if there’s a 2010 offering on the Warners/New Line slate. Besides the $400 million worldwide and more than $150 million in the U.S., as well as singlehandedly causing a
spike in the Kleenex Corporations profits in 2008. Aw, sick! You mean to tell me there’s dudes out there whackin' it to these old broads? That’s just nasty.

Hold on, someones trying to tell me something…oh, I see, because of the crying…yeah, that makes way more sense. No word on the plot, but I expect a great steeplechase scene and something about living under a bridge and eating children.

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