“Two and a Half Assholes” star Charlie Sheen is launching a new line of retro/rockabilly/bowling shirts. Target demographic: aging white males with a taste for tasteless sluts and a Larry The Cable Guy comedy threshold. The New York Daily News adds: In a fitting twist, “cool, smooth, yet effortless” also describes Sheen’s methods for disposing of dead hookers’ bodies. What a pro! Where does he get all that lye? And I have to say I'm surprised that the words "Charlie Sheen" and "line" are in the same breath and don't refer to cocaine.Agoya shell buttons, retro patterns and contrasting color combos make up the look of the tees. Want one? It’ll set you back anywhere from $59 to $79. Sheen showed off his collection at the MAGIC trades how in Las Vegas Tuesday. “I love the look and feel of the DaVinci pieces,” he said in a statement. “The retro designs exude a sense of cool, smooth, yet effortless style.”
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