Who Needs Talent When You Have Talents

According to FemaleFirst, Jessica Simpson is so desperate to be taken seriously as an actress, that she is willing to do a full-frontal nude scene in order to get a prestigious movie role.

A source (yes, and a reliable one too) said:

"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.

"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star - insisting she keep her clothes on.

He said: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.' "

Let's get one thing straight - the film industry will never respect Jessica Simpson. Even if she did an erotic version of Equis, Hollywood wouldn't care. If being naked really equated to talent and respect, your mother wouldn't mind all the nice porn stars you brought home.

At best Jessica Simpson is a mare with giant breasts, which are peaking. Every moment she keeps her clothes on, time and gravity ruin what little career she could have. But the best part of this whole piece of gossip is to think that, even if there was a role so wonderful it would grant an Oscar, the acting chops of Jessica Simpson are capable of doing it justice. Dogs could do Shakespeare more convincingly than she could read the back of a bag of potato chips.