Jason Mraz is not only a pretentious pop musician, but utterly nauseating with his super-cutesy, over-sweetened shtick. On his blog, Freshness Factor Five Thousand (vomit), which is filled with ball-less, wannabe charm and horribly cliché tweets ("Friendship. It's a life boat" and "Change is gonna come - but probably not from the vending machine.") that should earn him endless hours of beating, he explained his hard on for the number 23 and how it has played a significant role in his life...and I'm sharing that with you because every faux-entertainment website and blog has been spreading the details as if it was important or heartwarming.
Here are all the parallels to 23 in Jason’s life:
• He was born on June 23rd
• His best friend born on July 23rd
• They both got a tattoo “23″ on his brithday at The Chelsea, a hotel on 23rd street
• He always plays 23 in Vegas (which means he plays roulette, which is a game for pussies)
• Fiancee Tristan Prettyman born on May 23rd
• Mraz met Tristan on September 23rd
• He lives 23 miles away from Tristan (I don't believe that)
• Tristan has a “23″ tattoo
• Bought Tristan’s engagement ring on November 23rd
• He proposed to Tristan on the 23rd hour of December 23rd
• The engagement ring has 46 stones (23 for each of them) and weighs 2.3 carats
• Tristan Ann Prettyman-Mraz has 23 letters!
• Mr. And Mrs. Jason Thomas Mraz has 23 letters!
• Go Fuck Yourself You Douche has 23 letters!
I hear shit like this and I get angry at how fluffy and pointless celebrity stories are...and how useless the info - if you can call it that, is.
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