Former Vice President / Satanic minion Dick Cheney believes he'll have to make a decision on whether to have a heart transplant. Apparently, just feeding on the hearts of newborns is not enough to keep his thirst at bay him alive.
Cheney is getting by now on a battery-powered heart pump, which makes it "awkward to walk around", so he is mainly confined to his throne of skulls. He also says he hasn't made a decision yet on a transplant, but adds that "the technology is getting better and better". His hope is that science could allow a human heart would survive in his evil husk.
Cheney (69), suffered a heart attack last year, his fifth since the age of 37. He had bypass surgery in 1988, as well as two subsequent angioplasties to clear narrowed coronary arteries. Clearly, dark forces are literally hellbent keeping him alive. In 2001, he had a special pacemaker implanted in his chest, which was powered by the bio-electrical field that surrounds all living things. Though unconfirmed, it was said a cat or small dog could give him almost six hours of service. In 2008, Cheney had a normal rhythm - a beat, restored to his heart with an electric shock. It was the second time in less than a year that he had experienced the phenomenon referred to as a "pulse".
Announcement of the potential transplant will be signaled by a blood moon and massive earthquakes in the Ring of Fire.
Cheney is getting by now on a battery-powered heart pump, which makes it "awkward to walk around", so he is mainly confined to his throne of skulls. He also says he hasn't made a decision yet on a transplant, but adds that "the technology is getting better and better". His hope is that science could allow a human heart would survive in his evil husk.
Cheney (69), suffered a heart attack last year, his fifth since the age of 37. He had bypass surgery in 1988, as well as two subsequent angioplasties to clear narrowed coronary arteries. Clearly, dark forces are literally hellbent keeping him alive. In 2001, he had a special pacemaker implanted in his chest, which was powered by the bio-electrical field that surrounds all living things. Though unconfirmed, it was said a cat or small dog could give him almost six hours of service. In 2008, Cheney had a normal rhythm - a beat, restored to his heart with an electric shock. It was the second time in less than a year that he had experienced the phenomenon referred to as a "pulse".
Announcement of the potential transplant will be signaled by a blood moon and massive earthquakes in the Ring of Fire.
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