I'm looking forward to celebrating this weekend, because MAGNA is not only planning to wrap up recording their upcoming album, but Scartoe is having a birthday. The challenge: indoor cart racing! I went to a track years ago for part of Mush's bachelor party, and it was a lot of fun, but harder than you would think - those electric bastards zip around!
Best picture of the week:
Best picture of the week:
Best bonus links:
• Watch A Hockey Puck Split In Half On Shot Off The Post - The only time you ever want to see some rubber break.
• San Gabriel Valley Sex Offender Allegedly Killed By Cellmate - I am allegedly thrilled by this homegrown justice.
• Cop Tasering A Camel - Sadly, no video to go along with it...but you know you'll read the story.
• 25 Arrested, 17 Hospitalized During Rave - In other news, 42 people had an awesome time at a rave.
• Mila Kunis Splits From Macaulay Culkin After Eight Years - Oh, you dirty black swan, you!
• Curses! Romania's Witches Forced To Pay Income Tax - Try giving the government eye of newt instead of a check, will ya?
• Year Of The Meme - Some of the best of the last year. We're waiting for our 2011 shipment to arrive now...
• A Corpse's Flesh Has Transformed Into Soap - But not the potpouri smelling kind.
• Body Of US Military Expert Found In Delaware Landfill - If only he'd turned into soap. It goes to show that military men can't adjust to civilian life...expert? Hrumph!
• Bill Murray's Karaoke Night With Total Strangers - He did not sing "Bar Wars", contrary to reports.
• Florida Man Says He'll Live In Lions' Den For 30 Days - I say he'll live there for just one night. and be dinner for the next three.
• Dead Suspect In Ohio Trailer Park Shootout Is ID'd - Was his name Hillbilly McWhitetrash?
• Passengers Overpower Hijacker On Norway-Turkey Flight - Normally it's just their odor that overpowers you.
• James Franco Refers To Himself In The Third Person Now - WWJFD, right? Literally.
• Escorts Begin On Interstate 5; Snow Level Could Drop To 1,000 Feet - I don't know what snow has to do with it, but roadside hookers? Yay!
Worst picture of the week:
• Watch A Hockey Puck Split In Half On Shot Off The Post - The only time you ever want to see some rubber break.
• San Gabriel Valley Sex Offender Allegedly Killed By Cellmate - I am allegedly thrilled by this homegrown justice.
• Cop Tasering A Camel - Sadly, no video to go along with it...but you know you'll read the story.
• 25 Arrested, 17 Hospitalized During Rave - In other news, 42 people had an awesome time at a rave.
• Mila Kunis Splits From Macaulay Culkin After Eight Years - Oh, you dirty black swan, you!
• Curses! Romania's Witches Forced To Pay Income Tax - Try giving the government eye of newt instead of a check, will ya?
• Year Of The Meme - Some of the best of the last year. We're waiting for our 2011 shipment to arrive now...
• A Corpse's Flesh Has Transformed Into Soap - But not the potpouri smelling kind.
• Body Of US Military Expert Found In Delaware Landfill - If only he'd turned into soap. It goes to show that military men can't adjust to civilian life...expert? Hrumph!
• Bill Murray's Karaoke Night With Total Strangers - He did not sing "Bar Wars", contrary to reports.
• Florida Man Says He'll Live In Lions' Den For 30 Days - I say he'll live there for just one night. and be dinner for the next three.
• Dead Suspect In Ohio Trailer Park Shootout Is ID'd - Was his name Hillbilly McWhitetrash?
• Passengers Overpower Hijacker On Norway-Turkey Flight - Normally it's just their odor that overpowers you.
• James Franco Refers To Himself In The Third Person Now - WWJFD, right? Literally.
• Escorts Begin On Interstate 5; Snow Level Could Drop To 1,000 Feet - I don't know what snow has to do with it, but roadside hookers? Yay!
Worst picture of the week:
Stephanie Seymour giving her son the king of all Oedipal complexes
Worst bonus links:
• Coffee Spill Causes Diversion For US Flight - They redirected towards scalding crotch on route to difficulty sitting.
• Injured Spider-Man Actor Cannot Wait To Fly Again - Perhaps he should get to walking first.
• Two Girls Race To Top Of US-Mexico Fence In 15 Seconds - Good news if they're heading over to the southern side...
• Video Shows Men Sexually Assaulting Disabled Women / Reputed Hawaiian Gardens Gang Member Sought After Girlfriend Set On Fire - Or as I call it, local news from yesterday.
• Camille Grammer: 'The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Makes Me 'Cringe' - You and everybody else...and we're not even on the show.
• Buried Screenwriter Breaks Academy Awards Promoting His Film - As if that crappy film had any shot of an Oscar if he didn't.
• Chemical Signal In Women's Tears A Turnoff For Men - The signal? Tears.
• Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate - If you're not going to eat the children, then why have them?
• New York City Ballet Master Arrested On DWI - More like "drunk swan", right?
• Rutgers Eric LeGrand Has Sensation Throughout Body - Big deal, so do I. Oh, he was paralized? Oops...
• Gabrielle Carteris Is 50 Years Old - I told you those "kids" from 90210 looked too old to be in high school!
• Carlos Santana Weds In Hawaii - Much like his recent music, it was bland and uninteresting.
• This Underwear Comes With A Penis In It - Believe it or not, that's not the worst link of the bunch.
• Cockroach Found In A Woman's Colonoscopy - This one is.
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