And They're Off...Again

It's shocking (or not) how quick the last post has been rendered irrelevant. Bristol "My Mother Was Almost Vice-President Of The United States And All I Got Was This Lousy Teen Pregnancy" Palin and Levi "Dumb Even By Alaskan Hillbilly Standards" Johnston are calling off their second engagement. Yeah...sure - I buy that, right on the heels of Brett Favre telling Vikings he will retire.

This potential turning point for mankind* occurred when Johnston told Palin her may have fathered a baby with another girl. Nice! Just like the two of those geniuses, the story gets complicated as the other girl was not identified, but a pregnant ex-girlfriend of Johnston has publicly denied he is the father. Okay, but exactly how many ex-girlfriends of his are currently pregnant?

Bristol Palin said the "final straw" was when Johnston told her he was going to Hollywood to see a hunting show, but actually went there to star in a music video mocking her family. I can't imagine what crap musician (who the hell is Brittani Senser?) decided such on a topical video concept, but that's got shitty publicity stunt written all over it.

Palin did not have her mother's full support over reconnecting with Johnston, and both her mother and father - in a surprise feat of parental involvement, worried that she would get hurt again. They say that even plants can feel pain, so I guess she might be effected. Thus continues the ongoing animosity between the Palins and Johnston. Unless some of these morons die, there will surely be more news to come...

*Yes, no more retarded^ Palin babies to slowly overrun the population like a one family version of Idiocracy

^I know, mommy had the 'tard baby, but that family barely shares enough intelligence to pop the lid off a jar of mayonnaise. They're all goddamn retards.