Tuesday, August 17, 2010

For That Fresh From The Paddock Look

Want to have that Fernando Alonso look that says "I'm a big crybaby"? Or style that whispers "second driver" like Felipe Massa? Well wait no longer! Taking time off from their flexible front wing, Ferrari engineers designed the electric motor for this hair dryer. Even the specs are written to make it sound like one of their vehicles:

FERRARI DESIGNED AC V12 engine
Powerful 2200W
Very long life up to 2000 hours
Airspeed 130km/hr
Airflow 95m3/hr
TURBO-shot instant boost airflow increases airflow pressure up to 15%
Intense air pressure 6.2 bar
Tri-port Ionic generator

They offer a one year guarantee plus an extension of one year on the engine, which is a better deal than Kimi Raikkonen ever got. The blower comes in two sizes just like their F1 drivers: medium (Alonso) and a compact one (Massa), as well as black and Ferarri red. Still not sold? Check out this pitch:

BaByliss®PRO expertise and FERRARI excellence have fused to bring forth an exclusive designed appliance with exceptional performances specially constructed to maximize its airflow and by minimizing its weight and vibration in order to optimise fast drying and long lasting styling effect.

No thanks...but do you have a McLaren version in rocket red?

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