Friday, December 19, 2008

What Recession?


Anybody got a few hundred thousand laying around? That's what it will take to score the Cabestan Winch Tourbillion.

The obscenely priced timepiece has 1352 components driven by a 450 link chain and nickel silver drums, which no doubt helps the horizontal precision...but really? Such an unnecessary and grotesque display of wealth can only mean one thing - society has decided that a little mayhem during a robbery is acceptable given the circumstances. I don't see a court in the country that would uphold a conviction for that. "Yes, your honor, my client did sever the plaintiff's hand at the wrist, but it was because they were wearing the Cabestan Winch Tourbillion." Case dismissed, dickbag!

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