Every year, folks make resolutions to try new things and do something different. Inevitably, many think of bungee jumping. If you're one of those people, here some of the best and worst places you can go.
PLENTY HIGH AND SAFE
From the top of Oprah’s Ego.
From the top of the FCC’s “Do Not Call” list.
From the top of Tom Cruise’s stack of gay porn.
From the top of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s stack of hate mail.
From the top of Cher’s wig collection.
LOW, DEADLY AND BAD
From the hood of your friend’s Ford Taurus.
From the top of Danny DeVito’s head.
From the top of the World’s Largest Pumpkin
From the ear of a Beverly Hills Chihuahua
From the top of Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree.
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