Jeff Goldblum - A Retrospective, Part 2

Because Jeff Goldblum is bigger than just one post.

Schooling Video Game Geeks

Beating a video game feels pretty damn good – for about 30 seconds. When you complete The Lost World: Jurassic Park video game Jeff Goldblum tells you to step away from the controller and go get some ass. Ouch.

Fighting Aliens

From The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.This sci-fi action comedy flick had Peter Weller (yes, Robocop) as the title character, Dr. Buckaroo Banzai. Goldblum played one of Banzai’s loyal assistants, Dr. Sidney Zweibel or “New Jersey”. Weller and Goldblum are in a jazz group called “The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra.” John Lithgow and Christopher Loyd. That's basically the weird olympics.

Recounting His Experience As A 14 Year Old At A Whorehouse

This is a pretty amazing story. He basically says that he was so into jerking off that he just needed to share the experience with someone. I never had that feeling. Let me clarify: I was REALLY into jerking off, but I didn't need to let anyone else know.

Tripping While Driving

If you’ve never seen Raines on NBC, you won’t. It was cancelled after just seven episodes. Goldblum played an LAPD detective who “sees dead people” and uses that original talent to solve crimes. Further proof that Goldblum doesn’t need drugs. Goldblum IS drugs

Scatting All Over The Place

In jazz, the term “scatting” means using your voice to improvise sounds and melodies. It’s also a casual way to say animal shit. This video shows that it can mean both things at once. (Skib-idee-doo-wop)

Dumping A Girl

From The Fly. This scene from is simply masterful. Check out the detail on our man-sect Jeff! Kudos to the makeup department. For once, it doesn’t look Geena Davis is eating Baba Booey’s teeth.

Smelling Funny

From The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. This is a long one, but damn entertaining, so it's a good way to wrap this list up. In this prank, Jeff refers to himself in the third person, covers Rick James, spontaneously breaks into joyful tap dancing, and takes the piss out of male models. What is the fragrance of Goldblum? I would say Bug Spray and money