What happened over the weekend? Here's what you missed...Court OKs diaper evidence at ex-astronaut's trial - No shit?
Sunny von Bulow dead after 28 years in coma - Ah, the news we've all been wondering when we'd hear...
McCain: Afghanistan situation will get harder - Totally gross. Why does he have to name his erections after war torn countries?
Police detain 49 for "satanic" clothes - No word ony why they were staking out a Hot Topic.
Jamie Foxx: Obamas need a pitbull - Dumb as an actor? Michael Vick's buddy says all the right stuff.
Obama says he won't be smoking in White House - Presidential blow jobs and helping your friend's corporations still acceptable.
American, Delta no longer in FAA safety program - Let's see how that effects their ticket sales.
Politicians may have to take breath test - We already know they're lying cocksuckers, so what else will we find on their breath?
New rule eases ban on firearms in national parks - Because those damn trees and rocks and rivers are dangerous. Protect yourself!
Danish fugitive turns himself in to LAPD - Good. Now if they could only get the doughnut and croissant fugitive to come in...
Who's the Most Underrated Teen Star? - Or, who cares.
Pearl Harbor commemoration to focus on US response - Screaming, crying, death and destruction all to be enjoyed!
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