Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless dudes. This happened in 2001 and yet neither I nor anyone I know had heard about this. Did you know about this? I consider myself someone who's up on really important news (like this), and I'm shocked I had not heard about ALF's dad's crack-fueled gay homeless sex romp until now. Did this issue come out September 12th?Some fun tidbits from the story:
"Max had unprotected sex with me and the homeless guys. And he did drugs with me an the homeless men."
"...scenes from a porn video show Max with two naked men, inhaling crack from a makeshift pipe, fondling one of the men and then having sex with the other."
"We would meet twice a week and pick up homeless men, take them home and pay them $100 for sex."
"The video begins with the two men sitting on a couch. The begin smoking crack from an aluminum beer can..."
Well, you get the point. I wish there was some sort of Kickass News Hall of Fame, where stories like this would live forever and we could all go and admire them the same way old people go admire Renoir, Monet and Picasso. This would be up there with the great masters.
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