Insane Race Posse

So, you saw Death Race and probably thought, “They really took an awful movie and remade it in the most thin of manners, replacing every satirical, campy element with overbearing special effects. If only somebody else was brave enough to tackle such an important film and do it justice."

Somebody heard your cries, and now we're being blessed with Death Racers!, And don't think you have to wonder what to expect from this opus...the trailer is everything you liked about Death Race plus 1000% more Insane Clown Posse! Mana from heaven!

It stars (?) the group's own painted morons Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, and their mega-wattage sends that bitch straight to DVD on September 23rd. Start restructuring your Netflix queue now! After you see this, you will believe the tagline: It’s not about the speed…It’s about the BLOOD! Like, the blood gushing from a self-inflicted head wound from watching this and not so much the speed that you'd have to be on to want to see it.

I honestly think I made myself mildly retarded watching that. Insane Clown Posse make Jason Statham look like Olivier, and the production quality is on par with a terrorist hostage video. I shot better movies for school projects back in 10th grade with a shoulder mount sized VHS camera, that I edited onto a top-loading VCR deck with a cassette recorder auxing in music.


Honestly, I had to create a new tag just to encapsulate the effect of this thing's existence.