Reach Out And Touch Someone. Or Yourself.

Hello, is this Joseph Vaccarelli? You've been added to the long list of employees busted for engaging in sex-related activities on the job!

Formerly Verizon technician, Vaccarelli stands accused of making $220,000 in sex calls using the landlines of some 950 customers. The math works out like this: 900 chat lines, 5,000 calls and a hand-numbing 45,000 minutes of talk time. Apparently he spent 15 weeks over a 40 week span for solid sex chats. I like some dirty talk, but that's too much. At some point I actually have to kill a stripper instead of just talking about it.