The five-time hot wing-eating champion known as "El Wingador" is under arrest in New Jersey on a charge of cocaine distribution. Once he goes to jail, he'll be known as "El Fresh Meat".
State police say they recovered about $8,000 worth of cocaine and $4,000 cash when they stopped William Simmons in southern New Jersey. No word on how many bottles of bleu cheese dressing was found. Sadly, Simmons was driving a Kia Soul decorated with the name El Wingador at the time of the arrest. Even sadder is that El Wingador last won Philadelphia's Wing Bowl in 2005 by grinding through 162 chicken wings.The pre-Super Bowl even draws thousands of fans each year, and has been the saucy, spicy albatross around Simmons neck for the better part of a decade.
A search of two homes connected to Simmons turned up more evidence, leading to a $100,000 bond being issued. I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for the news feeds because I'm dying to know what Simmons has been up to between 2005 -2012, and I hope a trial has those details.
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