Khadijah Baseer was seen opening customers’ car doors in the McDonald’s drive through at 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday - and since that was last week, now you've got the date, time, and location in case you want to see if you get a Happy Meal for yourself this week. Baseer was allegedly offering to swap sexual favors for the McNuggets, which led a witness to report her to the authorities. I'm mean, c'mon, you're not even going to try and go for a meal combo or supersized fries and drink? Baseer was arrested on suspicion of prostitution, and a lack of understanding of the Value Menu.
UPDATE: Sorry to get your hopes up about having your own "I'm lovin' it" moment, but Baseer is still in custody, since she was unable to post her $2,000 bail. Homeless people don't often have that kind of scratch. It was said she was willing to fill her mouth so she could fill her stomach, but I'd be looking through the dumpster in the back for a half eaten Big Mac before I sat on somebody's quarter pounder...and you can bet it was that way of thinking prostitution > dumpster diving that led her to be homeless .
UPDATE: Sorry to get your hopes up about having your own "I'm lovin' it" moment, but Baseer is still in custody, since she was unable to post her $2,000 bail. Homeless people don't often have that kind of scratch. It was said she was willing to fill her mouth so she could fill her stomach, but I'd be looking through the dumpster in the back for a half eaten Big Mac before I sat on somebody's quarter pounder...and you can bet it was that way of thinking prostitution > dumpster diving that led her to be homeless .
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