Wednesday, December 7, 2011

He'll Fit Right In In Prison

The San Bernadino-Riverside-Inland Empire area in the southeastern part of California is like the riviera for scumbags, inbreds, meth heads, and white trash (if you don't believe me, just listen to Henry Rollins about mixing it up with the locals here and here). So it comes as no surprise to read about a couple that was savagely beaten at their home for no apparent reason...by a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder.

Police say the couple came home late Saturday to find Ruben Arzu (22) naked on the front porch of their home in Colton. Arzu caused major head trauma to the husband when confronted, and while trying to call 911, the wife sustained facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head as Arzu picked her up and threw her around.

It took four police officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain Arzu, who was "apparently" under the influence of steroids and other drugs.

Arzu was booked on suspicion of attempted homicide and over-application of self-bronzer.

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