Monday, December 15, 2008

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The sloppy, wasted mess that is Tara Reid is gettin' some rehab.

The news, a long time coming, was leaked just as the weekend began, so that it would quietly disappear over the weekend. But I won't let it! I don't know why they even bothered to publicize it. The only time she's in the news is when she runs around totally ripped, and if she's under the radar, she ought to stay that way. And can they rehab the fact that it's been downhill ever since American Pie?

It was not specified what she was being treated for or when she entered the facility.

Between the countless public drunken appearances, the horrible boob job scar reveal when her dress "fell off" on the red carpet, the leathery skin from too much sun, the association with Paris Hilton, the botched stomach lipo, the ashtray and liquor tone of her voice, and the raccoon style eye make-up, she's just a fucking accident with shoes, a paparazzi's wet dream. How the hell do they think they can clean her up?

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