Monday, December 8, 2008

Pete The Meat Puppet


Given the economy, if Diesel, the clothing company for people who will not wear jeans costing less than $100, ever closes up shop, they can certainly start open a store specializing in bringing oddities to life.

The story follows the life of Pete, created by an overweight, barren butcher out of various meats, who is brought to life through the magical properties of her breast milk. So shocked is she that she promptly dies, sending Pete into the world to find his own way. You’ll follow him as he achieves fame and fortune as a fast food spokesman, eventually entering into a booze, coke, and whore fueled downward spiral that includes bestiality, cannibalism, prostitution, and maggots. Yep, feel good story of the year right here folks. And it makes "Hair Bath" look downright tame.

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