It's Legal

Even though I am more computer interweb than Tron, it always surprises me to find out something new. Like that dirty, infected corner of escorts, who are no long just 800 numbers in the back of the LA Weekly.

So I came across one link to a site (NSFW, dummy) that not only offers companionship, but is teaming with pron "actresses". I knew they did club dancing for bug money, but prostitution outcall companionship, that's new. And better, I saw one (even more NSFW) who is even willing to hook it up in the very legal business of dvd sales.

I am going to offer an awesome deal and wanted to give everyone a heads up! I really need a certain DVD of mine to sell….so instead of an hour rate for my company i am asking that you buy some of my dvd’s instead!

If you buy 5 dvd’s you will get 15 mins with me, whatever you like (total cost about 80 bucks)

If you buy 10 dvd’s you will get 30 minutes with me (total cost 160 bucks)

And if you buy 15 dvds you can get full hours! (total cost about 323 bucks)

Anybody from MAGNA catching onto an idea for promoting the next album? Sadly, she had to retract her "special dvd" offer - "I realized I don't have an incall location and therefore won't have the cash to get a hotel everytime someone needs an appointment." But fret not, she will still be "booking regular appointments" for those who want more than a dvd.