Bite The Hand That Feeds

Samuel Joe Wurzelbacher lashed out at former GOP presidential nominee John McCain, the man who made Wurzelbacher famous as “Joe the Plumber". What's the harm? He's not going to be the president.

Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place.” But he's still quite happy to suck every ounce of possible fame and fortune out of being vaulted from obscurity - and you won't hear him complain about that, let alone mention it. I'm pretty sure that's a shade hypocritical.

Recalling a conversation he had with McCain about the $700 billion financial industry bailout in September, Wurzelbacher said: “When I was on the bus with him, I asked him a lot of questions about the bailout because most Americans did not want that to happen. I asked him some pretty direct questions,” he continued. “Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive — they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”

Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.” Translation - Wurzelbacher ain't gonna let no negro in the White House! While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain during the interview, he had nothing but praise for his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. “Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal,” he said. Translation - I'm as goddamn dumb as she is, and I'm only saying that because I'd like to bang her.

Joe The Bitchwhore (as I will now be calling him), is no different and no better than some SATC-type skank who hooks up with somebody, enjoying all the perks that go with it, and then has the audacity to complain that they were being treated like a whore. Guess what? You are a whore. And when you put on those "fuck me" pumps and your mini skirt and head to the club, you're gonna get treated like the whore that you are. So brace yourself by the ankles, Joe - because you're the one who decided to bend over.