Since February 24, Mike Stone has used his Twitter account to hit up every pair of famous tits and ass he can contact to get a date for prom in May. If we had Facebook and Twitter and social media when I was in high school, getting laid would have been way easier. And cheaper.
Stone's list includes singers, models, Jersey Shore stars, Playboy Playmates, WWE divas, and porn stars. Lots of porn stars. In all, Stone made more than 600 tweets, and his story has been posted all over the internet. Though there have been some positive replies, it appears that Megan Piper, a 19-year-old starlet who never attended her own school dance, looks to be headed to Minnesota for a night of underage drinking and sex - what all proms aspire to be.
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