Parodies are back in vogue with the adult film industry, so it's no surprise that they've taken the sub-genre and mixed it with another popular subject - comic books.Vivid Entertainment recently announced they were planning Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody, but the smaller Mile High Media got the jump on them and have already released some photos from their own take, Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody. This is a competition where everybody wins. The Mile High version stars Tori Black (attractive as she is, comes across a little...uh, lacking in the wonder attributes), who played the Catwoman in Vivid Entertainment's Batman XXX. Apparently, DC and Marvel aren't the only ones who's talent switches sides...
The plot for the film is that "the Iraqi government has once again penetrated US soil, sending their top spy to infiltrate America's most lucrative business, the porn industry." Ugh...penetrated? Really? That's so cheesy, you almost forget the useless reference to whatever previous Iraqi infiltration there was. We don't watch for the story, let alone some mysterious backstory. But there's still more groan-inducing things to come - and not the kind you want from an adult film.
The plot for the film is that "the Iraqi government has once again penetrated US soil, sending their top spy to infiltrate America's most lucrative business, the porn industry." Ugh...penetrated? Really? That's so cheesy, you almost forget the useless reference to whatever previous Iraqi infiltration there was. We don't watch for the story, let alone some mysterious backstory. But there's still more groan-inducing things to come - and not the kind you want from an adult film.
"Through the help of a sultry US informant, the Iraqi spy gains access to California's biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets. There is only one person who can stop the Iraqi insurgence by making a man crumble to his knees and beg for mercy—Wonder Woman." And that's what brought Wonder Woman to Chatsworth - to save our country from losing it's beloved prons? The religious right has been pretty ineffective, but one spy is going to succeed where millions of Christians have failed? And is Peter North suddenly ejaculating nuclear codes?
"Will the Iraqi spy succeed in his mission to rip off America's beloved porn, or will he succumb to the wealth and riches of the most sought after body on the planet? Will Wonder Woman save the day, or are her powers futile against the terrorist attacks? Only watching Wonder Woman XXX will reveal the answers." Let's hope the the film doesn't kill boners as bad as their marketing copy, and try to focus on the double cosplay adult fanfare.
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